SATIRE - Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys' Bedrooms
Jul 13th 2022 4:31pm EDT
CINCINNATI, OH — Proctor & Gamble has released a brand new maximum-strength version of its popular Febreze air freshener product designed to combat the intense odor of bedrooms occupied by Jr. High-aged boys. The powerful air freshener comes in a specially engineered canister that allows desperate parents to spray the high-potency contents all at once. […]
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