SATIRE - Scholars Now Believe Jesus Fed The 5,000 With Olive Garden’s Never-Ending Breadsticks

Aug 19th 2022 3:23pm EDT

LONDON — Experts in attendance at Friday’s International Conference on Metaphysics and Theology were wowed as a panel on Jesus’ miracles concluded that the miracle of feeding 5,000 people with “five little loaves and two little fish” was made possible thanks to Olive Garden’s famous never-ending breadsticks. Powered by WPeMatico

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