SATIRE - Man Who Prepped For Fantasy Draft For Past 6 Months Loses First Matchup 173-29

Sep 13th 2022 2:43pm EDT

HEMET, CA — Local man Jimmy Blanco spent the past six months painstakingly going over player stats, injury reports, and strategy articles as he prepped for his fantasy draft that occurred the last week of August. He showed up to the draft primed and ready, with a bound folder of printouts detailing up-to-the-minute projections for […]

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