SATIRE - Methuselah Broke After 700 Years Of Writing $5 Birthday Checks To Grandkids

Sep 26th 2022 3:44pm EDT

MESOPOTAMIA — Local patriarch Methuselah has lost all of his wealth after enduring several centuries of writing $5.00 birthday checks to grandchildren. The aged man, who claims to be almost a thousand years old, has since filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy and will have his assets liquidated. Powered by WPeMatico

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