SATIRE - Nurse Goes Record 3 Minutes Without Mentioning She's A Nurse

Feb 16th 2023 3:17pm EST

SALISBURY, MD — Nationwide news outlets have begun reporting on a historic event: a local nurse has set a new record for time elapsed without mentioning her occupation being nursing, waiting a grand total of 3.0011 minutes.

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