SATIRE - God Confirms Heaven Will Have A Buc-ee's
Feb 27th 2023 4:22pm EST
NEW JERUSALEM — Reports coming down from on high confirm Heaven will feature a fully stocked Buc-ee’s convenience store and gas station. Saints will be able to fill up on delicious Beaver Nuggets and brisket sandwiches before evacuating their heavenly bowels in the world-famous restrooms.
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