SATIRE - Fork Replaces Chopsticks Three Bites Into Panda Express
Mar 14th 2023 1:51pm EDT
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man’s meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
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