SATIRE - Gringotts Bank Fails Due To Unsustainable Business Model Of Hoarding Customers' Gold In A Giant Cavern Protected By a Friggin' Dragon
Mar 16th 2023 7:01pm EDT
DIAGON ALLEY, LONDON — The world-renowned Gringotts Bank has filed for bankruptcy and is closing its doors permanently, sources confirmed Thursday, after admitting that its business model of hoarding its customers’ gold in a giant cavern guarded by a “friggin’ dragon” is unsustainable and fiscally unsound.
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