SATIRE - Men’s Figure Skater Comes Out Of Closet As Heterosexual
Mar 20th 2023 2:41pm EDT
UNITED STATES — Shock rippled through the world of figure skating after the sport’s highest-profile athlete issued a statement no one would have ever expected to hear in their lifetime. Gavin Turley, three-time Men’s Figure Skating champion, formally and publicly came out of the closet as heterosexual.
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