Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90% (Satire)
Nov 13th 2024 1:05pm EST
U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department leaner and more efficient, pledging to immediately cut the K-9 workforce by 90% as soon as she takes command.
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