German Weather Forecasts Now Include Chances Of Being Run Down By Crazed Jihadist (Satire)

Feb 14th 2025 2:01pm EST

BERLIN — As part of their 5-day weather forecast, German meteorologists have started to incorporate the likelihood of being run down by a crazed Jihadist.

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