Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts (Satire)
Feb 14th 2025 5:18pm EST
JERUSALEM — Reports circulated that the House of Solomon had fallen into disarray following a disastrous Valentine’s Day celebration in which the king only bought 698 gifts despite having 700 wives.
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