False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again (Satire)

Apr 23rd 2025 1:37pm EDT

VATICAN CITY — Millions excitedly awaited the imminent announcement of the new Pope after smoke poured out of the Vatican this morning, only to learn it was just Cardinal Steve burning the toast again.

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