Trump To Release One Gorilla To Fight Every 100 Rioters (Satire)

Jun 11th 2025 4:10pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what experts immediately hailed as a genius move to combine necessary crowd control with settling a viral social media debate, President Donald Trump announced that he would be releasing one gorilla to fight every 100 rioters.

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