Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions (Satire)
WASHINTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden’s teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating it personally approved of all the autopen pardons during the Biden presidency.”I personally and single-handedly approved every pardon signed by the autopen machine,” The teleprompter said in yellow lettering across its screen. “As the acting […]
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