‘Crime is Down In DC!’ Shouts Journalist Currently Being Pummeled By Group Of Thugs (Satire)

Aug 12th 2025 3:20pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Shocking dozens of viewers, a CNN journalist was nearly beaten to death by a group of thugs during a live broadcast while reporting that crime is down in D.C.

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