Puzzled DC Police Chief Asks Reporters, 'What Is This Black And White Car That Goes Wee-oo Wee-oo?' (Satire)

Aug 13th 2025 12:17pm EDT

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A press conference to update the media on the department’s ongoing efforts to rein in crime following President Donald Trump’s threat to federalize the city was briefly interrupted today but a loud noise, leading DC Police Chief Pamela Smith to ask journalists what was causing it.

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