Beyond Meat In Financial Trouble After Public Learns Real Meat Exists (Satire)
Aug 15th 2025 5:04pm EDT
EL SEGUNDO, CA — Shareholders were briefed at an emergency meeting to address swirling rumors, as vegetarian alternative manufacturer Beyond Meat was reportedly in financial trouble after the public learned that real meat exists.
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