More Winning: Trump Bombs Ship Smuggling 30,000 Kilos Of Pumpkin Spice (Satire)
Sep 4th 2025 11:07am EDT
U.S. — In the latest in an ongoing streak of victories that experts predicted would significantly improve the lives of Americans, President Donald Trump announced that he had ordered the U.S. military to bomb a ship smuggling over 30,000 kilos of illegal pumpkin spice.
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