Sad: With New Military Fitness Standards, Your Mom Unable To Join Military (Satire)
U.S. — Amid the news that Secretary of War Pete Hegseth had revised the fitness requirements for all armed forces personnel, one unfortunate side effect that may have gone unnoticed was the sad reality that the new military fitness standards would make your mom unable to join the military.
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