Mark Sanchez Sentenced To Five More Seasons With The New York Jets (Satire)
Oct 6th 2025 2:55pm EDT
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Legal analysts were stunned by the severity of the penalty handed down in the wake of a weekend stabbing incident, as former NFL player Mark Sanchez was sentenced to five more seasons with the New York Jets.
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