At Last: Airlines Introduce Ejection Seats For People Who Have Loud Conversations (Satire)
Oct 16th 2025 3:31pm EDT
U.S. — Airline passengers of the world could finally breathe a sigh of relief, as all major airlines have introduced ejection seats for people who have loud conversations.
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