Xi Happily Drops All Tariffs After Trump Shows Him How To Use Chopsticks To Become A Walrus (Satire)
Oct 30th 2025 3:14pm EDT
GYEONGJU — Trade negotiations between the U.S. and China reached a much-needed breakthrough on Thursday, as Chinese President Xi Jinping agreed to drop all tariffs after President Donald Trump showed him how to use chopsticks to become a walrus.
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