Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long (Satire)
Nov 9th 2025 5:42pm EST
FRESNO, CA — Local man Dennis Townsend has converted to Seventh Day Adventism in order to spend all Sunday sitting on the couch watching NFL games.
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