Tucker Carlson Builds Time Machine To Kill Baby Churchill (Satire)

Nov 13th 2025 2:46pm EST

WOODSTOCK, ME — On a mission to set right the great wrongs perpetrated upon the world during World War II, controversial media personality Tucker Carlson announced that he had built a time machine to go back to the past and kill baby Winston Churchill.

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