Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven (Satire)
Nov 16th 2025 1:37pm EST
WORLD — In an event the likes of which haven’t been seen in decades, millions of people converted to Christianity after learning there is no Microsoft Teams in Christian Heaven.
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