TSA Warns Anyone Who Doesn't Acquire A Real ID Will Be Sent To Line Manned By Creepy Kevin (Satire)

Dec 2nd 2025 4:34pm EST

SPRINGFIELD, VA — As the Department of Homeland Security sought to tighten security across the board for travelers around the country, the Transportation Security Administration announced that anyone who doesn’t acquire a Real ID by the appointed deadline will be sent to a screening line manned by Creepy Kevin.

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