Great Commission Fulfilled: Woman Purchases ‘All I Need Is Coffee And Jesus’ Mug (Satire)

Dec 3rd 2025 1:03pm EST

BOULDER, CO — Local woman Denise Manthei fulfilled the Great Commission today by purchasing a mug proclaiming that all she needs is coffee and Jesus.

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