NCAA Confirms College Football Playoff Selections Made By Alcoholic Penguin (Satire)
Dec 8th 2025 1:38pm EST
INDIANAPOLIS, IN — In the wake of controversy over teams being snubbed and left out of the postseason championship tournament, the NCAA reluctantly confirmed that the College Football Playoff selections were made by an alcoholic penguin.
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