Dad Disappointed As Thompson Submachine Gun-Shaped Box Turns Out To Be Socks (Satire)

Dec 23rd 2025 2:50pm EST

CLEVELAND, OH — While opening a present shaped like a Tommy gun, local father Fred Reinfeld was once again disappointed to discover it was only socks.

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