Trump Leads SEAL Team To Capture Rogue Dictator Gavin Newsom (Satire)
Jan 5th 2026 2:48pm EST
SACRAMENTO, CA — Only days after the toppling of the Maduro regime in Venezuela, news broke Monday morning that President Donald Trump had led a Navy SEAL team to capture rogue dictator Gavin Newsom.
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