Teenager Confused How Parents Still Don't Know Everything When It Only Took Him 16 Years (Satire)
Jan 8th 2026 2:36pm EST
SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local teen Ethan Gardener expressed confusion this week over how he had managed to learn everything in only 16 years, while his much-older parents still hadn’t figured everything out.
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