Trump Delays Iran Attack Until Consulting With Whoopi Goldberg (Satire)
Jan 16th 2026 12:30pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to an anonymous White House source, a U.S. military strike on Iran had been delayed until President Donald Trump could consult with Whoopi Goldberg.
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