Apple Engineers Working Feverishly To Somehow Make Next iOS Update Even Worse (Satire)
Jan 22nd 2026 4:21pm EST
CUPERTINO, CA — Sources within Apple’s Software Engineering Division confirmed that their team was working around the clock to make the next iOS update even worse than the current one.
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