Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation (Satire)
May 28th 2026 2:34pm EDT
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA — Search engine giant Google released data this week showing that searches for “military schools near me” skyrocketed about ten minutes into the first day of summer vacation.
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