Popular New Service Removes All The Orange Candies Before You Get The Box (Satire)
Jun 1st 2026 4:27pm EDT
U.S. — A popular new service that sifts through your boxes of candy to remove all the orange pieces for you has reportedly taken off with consumers.
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