Bad Sign? Big Mac Now Listed As ‘Market Price’ (Satire)

Jun 9th 2026 1:25pm EDT

CHICAGO, IL — The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics revealed on Tuesday that America may be heading into a major economic depression following the announcement by the McDonald’s Corporation that Big Macs will now be listed at “market price.”

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