LeBron James: 'I'm Taking My Receding Hairline to Philly' (Satire)
Jul 25th 2026 11:37am EDT
LOS ANGELES, CA — LeBron James has made the final free agency decision of his career, announcing that he will be taking his receding hairline to Philadelphia.
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