SATIRE - Bucc-ee's Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor

Jul 13th 2022 11:41am EDT

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — Despite an already crowded field consisting of popular incumbent Greg Abbott, Irish drug-addict Robert O’Rourke, and several unknown candidates, a dark horse candidate has threatened to upset the governor’s race: Bucc-ee Beaver announced his candidacy today. Powered by WPeMatico

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