SATIRE - Djokovic Declared US Open Champion By Default After All The Other Players Die Of Heart Attacks
Sep 6th 2022 11:53am EDT
NEW YORK CITY, NY — Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic has been declared the champion of the 2022 US Open, as all the other contestants have died suddenly of mysterious heart attacks. US Open Chair Patrick Galbraith made the announcement this morning as the last player was carted away in an ambulance. Powered by WPeMatico
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