SATIRE - Christmas Canceled After Sam Brinton Steals Santa’s Sack

Dec 12th 2022 5:16pm EST

ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — Christmas 2023 has been canceled after Sam Brinton stole Santa Claus’ sack. Brinton, Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Office of Spent Fuel, was seen on security footage taking the sack from Ted Stevens Anchorage International Airport on Saturday afternoon. Powered by WPeMatico

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