SATIRE - Parents Rush To Get Kids To Bed So They Can Watch 5 Minutes Of A Show Before Falling Asleep On The Couch
Dec 23rd 2022 2:39pm EST

VERNAL, UT — Alvin and Nora Spleent, the parents of three adorable, rambunctious children, reportedly rushed to get their offspring fed, bathed, and into bed so the couple could sit down and enjoy their favorite tv show. They were asleep on the couch in five minutes, according to sources. Powered by WPeMatico
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