SATIRE - Due To Food Shortages, Cheesecake Factory Cuts Menu Down To Only 32 Pages
Jan 25th 2023 3:19pm EST
KANSAS CITY, MO — To cope with increasing challenges resulting from rising food shortages around the globe, popular family restaurant chain Cheesecake Factory has decided to cut its menu down to a paltry 32 pages.
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