SATIRE - Pfizer Pleased To Announce Their New Vaccine 90% Effective Against New Virus They Created

Jan 26th 2023 3:13pm EST

NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer Inc. dropped their new COVID variant and accompanying vaccine Thursday at midnight, much to the delight of CDC officials. The new vaccine is reportedly shown to be 90% effective against the COVID variant Pfizer created in their lab.

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