SATIRE - God Regrets Writing 'Sing To The Lord A New Song' After Hearing The New Songs Christians Are Singing

Jan 28th 2023 1:47pm EST

WORLD — Worship leaders worldwide were left stunned today after word began to spread that the Lord now regrets including the command “Sing unto the Lord a new song” in His Word after hearing the new songs Christians are currently singing.

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