SATIRE - Father Suddenly Able To Read 1,000 Words Per Minute During Kids' Bedtime

Apr 25th 2023 5:10pm EDT

COLUMBUS, OH — According to sources, local Dad Amos Bennet discovered he suddenly had the ability to read over 1,000 words per minute while reading to his kids at bedtime yesterday evening.

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