SATIRE - Disney Execs Baffled That Mario Movie Made $1 Billion Without Any Trans Goombas
May 1st 2023 3:30pm EDT
BURBANK, CA — Studio executives at Disney have been left dumbfounded by the enormous success of Universal’s The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which has inexplicably made over $1 billion dollars worldwide despite not featuring any trans goombas anywhere in the film.
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