Moses Asks God If He Could Re-Part The Sea Real Quick Because He Dropped His Sunglasses In There (Satire)
Jul 11th 2023 2:52pm EDT
SINAI — Moses, who led God’s chosen people out of the land of Egypt, reportedly asked God to part the waters of the Red Sea again real quick after he realized he must have dropped his sunglasses in the midst of the waters.
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