Holy Spirit Trapped In Church After Acolyte Forgets To Walk Flame Out Of Sanctuary (Satire)

Mar 20th 2024 5:35pm EDT

TOPEKA, KS — The Holy Spirit remained trapped inside First Methodist of Topeka this week after local acolyte Boone Taylor forgot to walk the flame back out of the sanctuary at the end of the 10 a.m. service.

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