California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers (Satire)
SACRAMENTO, CA — Following California Governor Gavin Newsom’s passage of a bill that raises minimum wage at many fast food restaurants to $20 an hour, Starbucks managers scrambled to find automated cashiers with enough tattoos and piercings to adequately represent their brand.
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